OKAY! So after a few days of living on the floor, we decided that enough was enough, and went couch buying. Little did we know that a mere hour later, we would return with the coolest (and heaviest) couch known to man! At first glance one thinks, “Wow what a crazy couch!”…
…but then when you look closer, things seem like they might be even weirder in couch world than previously thought. The world seems to be in disarray, an inordinate amount of dogs are running about the land, people have vanished leaving piles of clothes, the only people around seem a little less righteous than average, all the christian pilots have mysteriously disappeared…
Yes! our couch depicts the End Times, the Great Tribulation, the Second Coming, THE RAPTURE! Maybe we will be able to re-sell it to Kirk Cameron if we ever have to move!
It was only 26 bucks! And actually comfortable! and in really good condition! Also it weighs well over 150 pounds, I guess it must be from bearing the load of all the sins of the world.
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